So I get this letter in the mail from a college (usually I just throw them in a pile) but I look on the front and there’s a goddamn earth-orange on the envelope so I’m like “well now I have to open this thing up” and this is the letter:
hey i know someone that goes to this school. its a really good school
make this cool lemon the new meme
a challenger approaches
We add this
And now we have this
Are those the Beatles?
This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.
wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?
oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday
…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)
GUYS GUYS GUYS THEY HAVE A COLLECTION OF EYESHADOWS NAMED AFTER THE HOBBIT!!!!!